I was prioritizing some bugs at work. One was that a particular button didn't work. I decided the issue with the button wasn't pressing....

Did you know cicadas sleep in very specific schedules? It's all according to their cicadian rhythms. #areyoudonewithmeyet #bugs #insects...

I wanna jump down a manhole just to sewer it goes. #curiosity #ithoughtitwasgood #construction #sewers #idk

Did you know salamanders are very curious animals? They axolotl questions. #animals #amphibians #lizard #dumb #good

If you're afraid of chocolate, you are a cacaoward. #food #chocolate #fear #halloween #buh

When a police officer wants to cook something, she doesn't use a recipe. She uses ARRESTipe. #police #food #bad #thatsrightIsaidshe...

...these trade wars are getting tarriffying. #thiswasgood #politics #economics #trade #international

I went to McDonalds and I met a witch that turned all the food into ribs. That's right, the Rib Witch is back! #dumb #sodumb #witchcraft...

What is a fish's favorite hip-hop artist? Mackerelmore #rap #music #hiphop #fish #animals

Christian Frat Boys always like the same book of the bible. DUDE-eronomy #bible #christianity #college #fraternity #bro