February 21, 2019

I was prioritizing some bugs at work. One was that a particular button didn't work.

I decided the issue with the button wasn't pressing.

January 10, 2019

Did you know cicadas sleep in very specific schedules?
It's all according to their cicadian rhythms.

January 3, 2019

I wanna jump down a manhole just to sewer it goes.

December 25, 2018

Did you know salamanders are very curious animals? They axolotl questions.

December 11, 2018

If you're afraid of chocolate, you are a cacaoward.

December 10, 2018

When a police officer wants to cook something, she doesn't use a recipe. 

She uses ARRESTipe.

December 8, 2018

...these trade wars are getting tarriffying.

December 6, 2018

I went to McDonalds and I met a witch that turned all the food into ribs.

That's right, the Rib Witch is back!

December 1, 2018

What is a fish's favorite hip-hop artist?
Mackerelmore

November 26, 2018

Christian Frat Boys always like the same book of the bible.

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