Prioritizing TasksI was prioritizing some bugs at work. One was that a particular button didn't work. I decided the issue with the button wasn't pressing....
CicadasDid you know cicadas sleep in very specific schedules? It's all according to their cicadian rhythms. #areyoudonewithmeyet #bugs #insects...
More and more curious...I wanna jump down a manhole just to sewer it goes. #curiosity #ithoughtitwasgood #construction #sewers #idk
SalamandersDid you know salamanders are very curious animals? They axolotl questions. #animals #amphibians #lizard #dumb #good
Don't be afraid of the dark chocolateIf you're afraid of chocolate, you are a cacaoward. #food #chocolate #fear #halloween #buh
Police ChefWhen a police officer wants to cook something, she doesn't use a recipe. She uses ARRESTipe. #police #food #bad #thatsrightIsaidshe...
I don't usually talk politics but......these trade wars are getting tarriffying. #thiswasgood #politics #economics #trade #international
Witch EncounterI went to McDonalds and I met a witch that turned all the food into ribs. That's right, the Rib Witch is back! #dumb #sodumb #witchcraft...
Christian FratChristian Frat Boys always like the same book of the bible. DUDE-eronomy #bible #christianity #college #fraternity #bro